From: Rose Subject: POCKET POOL...otherwise known as...IS THAT A STAT IN YOUR POCKET..OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TP SEE ME (kudos to Mae West) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii FUCKIN' HELL... scuse my French(kisses to Eric) you have just made it to the very TOP of my best long distance girlfriends list (Hey, in all honesty.....you were there already) CANNOT BELIEVE how we psychically connectected...... sooo quickly....I KNEW the 'ands were in the pocket - I KNEW. I saw similar EC SEXY, SLIPPERY (and not noticed by the homo of the sapiens) "hand jives' someplace else amongst the years back, and God forgive me, I was partying too much back in those days, to record those times and places in in my mental archives for posterity - but my physical archives never forgot the experience!!! WHOA....SCORPIO RISING, INDEED!!!!! I for one, Thank God and Eric, that you remembered, in great and all encompasing detail, the savory, salatious, ins and outs, ups and downs, comings and goings, and the bulges and protruberences, of THAT story!!! I MUST GET YOUR BIRTH INFO and find out where all these EARTH planets are located!!!!! I am 10/11/54 FYI. I cannot believe, my girlfriend, how I was sitting here in front of my computer - laughing, hooting and howling, squeeking and squeeling, bouncing up and down, and by the end of story, HOLD ON BABY !!!!! Tonight I finally understood how people get into cyber-sex. Girlfriend, I practically came in front of the screen thinking about Eric so succulent and indisposed in that situation!!!!! Rest assured........my lips to Gods ears, as the saying goes.....(read God=EC) no one else will hear this story....with the possible exception of the bodacious booty of which we crave...should I ever have the great good God please please I want it I want it fortune to bed that delicious looking hunk of a god gimme gimme man!!!!!! Your story, would, NO DOUBT, ROCK his world, and take him to new...ahem.....HEIGHTS! THANKS a BILLION for the "dirty low down" version of the story. I was (regretfully) not subscribed to the Digest back at that time when you posted some of the story....but oo wee baby...did you just make up for lost time!!!!!!!!! I feel soooo privileged to be privy to the WHOLE story....I still think we should save these entries and write a HOT EC women's book. FAVORITE PARTS OF STORY...oh, to be his towel....very impressive erection, blushed, a Clappie, the HAND goes in the right pocket ...(oh, to be the hand, the pocket, the pants material....ANYTHING, anything.....for your....HAND JIVE )...stroking his cock, guitar orgasms(sigh). I am Sure there was action back 'o THAT limo that night.....thanks to YOU....etherial and earthy you. Scorpio RISING, indeed, my good friend! I swear to God and Clapton..it's 5 AM now....I could not even sleep....thinking about your story!! The word APPRECIATIVE cannot even begin to descibe how I feel for your sharing...and you have some lucky girlfriends out there in Portland, who accompany you on these excursions. I hope to get together with you someday....watch a concert.......and have a similar shared watching EC (sigh drool drool swoon I am wet) experience. SIGH......MOI defly NEEDS another show after this - for the music, of course.....and for some more gratification in certain areas of mon body!!!!!! Any(good scalper) tix available in your area???? HONEY CHILE....I WILL HAVE QUITE AN EXPERIENCE, thinking of this mailing, next time I watch, reclining as usual, my favorite 24 Nights Video. My dear girlfriend, by the way, I am also not the 6ft model type - just 5'4" and.......earthy as Hell....accompian-eed by that Cancer Rising, which has gotten moi in double trouble numerous times.....in the past....(before I became a good girl)...even tho I am not on the cover of mags. I wish you had been in that limo after the show, he would have been tired out after YOU!!!! STIL TINGLING FROM YOUR STORY...I think this will maybe go on for weeks.....the story is THAT good! My husband is away on a business trip.......man, is he ever gonna get accosted when he gets back...that story got me so going!!! So...I think I got the message accross to you...THANKS for sharing that story. You are the BEST! And you can say ....anything....anything...you can think of......to moi re EC...or anything else for that matter. I am THE most open person. What else can I say...thanks for sharing! Love, R Love, R == _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------- From: Rose Subject: SOME SIGNIFICANT THOUGHTS...Standing at the Crossroads...Ponderings on Das Boots...Time to Pay Up...Becksters prayers Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Hello friends...... It has come to my attention that, through the numerous wonders of modern technology...there are some MAJOR BLOCK BUSTER (taste-y, luscious, must have, covetous, and......wonderful tonight...this morning, this afternoon, or ANY time.........) BOOTS......out there - related to the recent tour - and offered FOR SALE in cyberland. Having already posted my moral convictions, musings, and manifestos re: the necessities of artists receiving bucks owed to them from use of their creative juices.....I have, to my distraught, become someone who is in a MAJOR quandary.......ie:.....HOW on earth does one satisfy their "major mondo EC afficianado intense got a jones" cravings for these luscious, live, wild things READILY AVAILABLE OUT THERE, and........at the same time, continue to be an upright, upstanding, caring and righteous...GOOD citizen and pilgrim, one who is trying their best to adhere to their moral convictions and valiant justice inspired desires to reward EC for his creativity. Yeah, I know, I'm verbose, kids,....so............in a nutshell, I am asking the following question.....how do I go and justify someone recording,and MOI buying...........DAS BOOTS????????????????????? In other words.......how do we pay this man who we worship - the money he deserves for putting into words and music that we adore......from the stuff he suffered through.....to play us the blues - - - - when we make and buy BOOTS, how do we give HIM what HE deserves......IE: his residuals, his earnings - - for much desired services rendered, I ask you, pilgrims....how do we give the great EC and all powerful Oz........his just desserts.......when, we SO wantonly make and purchase these ever so succulent and beautiful Booties????????????? Ponder, ponder, ponder, did meself on this issue. I really double (trouble) clicked on my conscience button for this one! And, after pondering long and hard...via my Libra humanitarian, sharing, caring, must have peace and justice in the world sun......and my - ever so hungry - I want it right now, gimmee gimmee, gotta have it, me first, it's mine, I waaaaan it, I waaaan it - Aries moon.............and........in surrender to my extremely loving and intense - runnin' on faith forever man I'll never make you cry slowhand bad love have you ever loved a woman tore down born under a bad sign layla little wing tears in heaven in the presence of the lord blues lovin' crossroads danny boy driftin' got a rock and roll heart....and Needful Of MORE EC - PLANETS, namely.....Cancer rising...and Venus in Scorpio...............I have come up with what methinks is a decent plan of action. How about.........SERIOUSLY FOLKS......all those people making boucoup bucks off of selling these lovely booties....and.......also, all of us deciding to partake in buying said luscious and love 'em (but illegal and non profit making and non rewarding to the artist) BOOTS......well, how about.....we all goes and sends a DONATION, let's say 10 per cent of the price, to Crossroads Foundation. That's the place that EC set up for those of us in the human race who need to detox from partaking in the many bad addiction causing things out there in the real world. And for those of you who may NOT have heard, this center will be offering FREE treatment for those on EC's beloved island of Antigua who are without the necessary funds to pay for it - - - EC has donated mucho dinero to set this all up - - what a guy!!! ( but, we already knew that...). Those of you who are really raking in the cash from Boot sales can send more....let your conscious be your guide. The Crossroads Center could really use those donations. Hey, this is man who has gone to hell and back again with addiction, a man who has given all EC afficianados ALL the very best he has to give, and now he is trying to make a real difference in the world with the Crossroads Center......so, if you are a true EC fan, you will embrace this cause.......hell, if you are a decent human being you cannot HELP but embrace this cause! This is the toll free number that I found for the Crossroads Center.....call and ask where to send your donation....Phone:888-452-0091......Fax:619-452-0166. I just called and left a message, so I don't have the address yet. DONATE EVERY TIME YOU: -buy a boot -make a boot and sell it......Hey hey, don't worry pilgrims......you'll pay for all that expensive recording equipment, *****just write "Crossroads Donator"****** on your ads and postings for sales of said boots - and, I for one will buy one of all the good stuff you've got!!! And, Boot Buyers, be sure and purchase only from *****Crossroads Donators*****......sooner or later, everyone will get the message!!!!!!!! I tell you my friends, God inspired me to write this. You WILL get beyond the pearly gates when you go to the hereafter someday......if...you do these good deeds!! It's the dirty deeds that are done dirt cheap...the good ones ALWAYS cost ya. -if you trade a boot, send a donation too....what the heck...give back something for all the good music you're hearing -silk screen an EC T-shirt -buy aforementioned shirt -Download an EC photo for your drool collection -ETC...there are a lot of non official transactions for all sorts of EC merchandise going on out there! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....MAKE A DONATION!!!!! -Hey...what the hell......how about everytime you buy a beer and take a wizz at an EC concert!!!!! And, if you're also a Stones fan...how about donating for every time Keith took a wizz in someone's beer!!! (He could use some help with HIS Karma.....EC's a lazy guitar player...that's cheeky Keify) This is a wake-up call, a Karma arousing, guilt decreasing, hopeful, Save the World kind of message... asking that you JUST DO IT, as the saying goes. Send a little donation anytime it comes to mind and you Slowhand lovers have an extra coupla cents to donate......every PENNY helps someone to: get closer to cleaning up their act...start a new life....be able to contribute something back to the world. What could be better...except having Eric in your living room playing Blackie II.....just for you! And, when you make your donation.....tell them why.....it's because you are a Slowhander - just think of how happy you'll make Mr. C. when he hears about all the EC lovers who donated because they just love the guy and what he's given to them over the years........and they just want to give something back!!! He will cry tears of joy! There now, don't you feel good about emptying your pockets and piggyanks and mailing in that spare change my friends?????!!!!!!! And, while we're on the subject......take some more beer cans back to the store for recycling.....then, donate all the nickels you earned on those refunds. So, please, any money making boot making people, and hey hey.....ALL you EC fans who've sent your eagles flying through the mail to bye dem boots......................give a few buckaroonies and help to make a difference in other people's lives....... anytime you help another human being - you help the whole world. And Slowhanders, it makes for good Karma, too!!!! Hey, maybe you'll even get a thank you letter from The Pilgrim himself!!! God/Clapton bless you, every one! And, keep runnin' on faith..... Cheers, Rose in NY PS...enjoyed all the Beck comments and info....Beck ola still my all time fave of his.....and....Ain't Superstitious.......good song! And that Rod the Mod - the boy could really sing before all the hair dye affected his brain (not being nasty...just an observation and some constructive crit). As to the question put out there regarding why Beck never got as famous as EC....my view is that he prolee drinks too much and is not able to get it together to do major promo tours and really show off his incredible gift.....saw him imbibing massive amounts with my own eyes.....(and he was also experiencing major sniffing probs).... up close, in numerous clubs in the 80's. Oh, demon alcohol.......and various assorted other sundries! Let that be a lesson to you youngsters out there!! All those who are Becksters.......keep him in your prayers. Hey, speaking of Roderick David Stewart, what ever happened to Ronnie Lane from the Faces.....is he allright??? Anybody got a clue?....send some amazing grace and prayers out for him, too. Don't mean to get all relgious on ya, it's just that, sometimes we need.....the Presence of the Lord........Bye....R -------------------- From: Rose Subject: Special Greetings to Sussictyl......Goodbye to Ronnie Lane Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Greetings again: Thanks for all of your postings and mailings re: Ronnie Lane, how could I have missed that...I must have been out of town...out of the country. Glad and Sorry.....as the song goes....at least now he is at peace from the horrors he had with MS. My next bit of business is for a certain 'friend' and admirer of mine.....If you read my posting today, you will find out that my long and winding letter of yesterday, which you so sussinctly, and, oh so cleverly concisely flamed, was a thought process draft that somehow got sent by mistake. This was as a result of some sort of viral diseased state that my computer has gone and gotten itself into. The actual version I meant to send was, you'll be happy to know, much more, ahem, succinct. There was no need to publicly flog me for my creative ways of expressing myself...we all march to a different drummer. I thought this was a FRIENDLY forum, consisting of a diverse, eclectic, and TOLERANT multiplicity of nice people gathering together for a common goal...to sing the praises of EC. I for one prefer my music, my musings, and my scribings to be....eclectic, creative, and...sforzando! So, here's a tip for you, my intolerant malevolent satirically sussinct fractious friend....if it's not written concisely enough for your attention span - or if the prose is too creatively constructed for you to comprehend, then here's what you can do with it.... !skip over it! There now, that's not too hard for you, is it? FYI, I got several e-mails from people who had fun with it, found it a challenge to read, like reading a wacky spaced out version of an ee cummings poem......so.....lighten up, Succintyl! Love and kisses...xox... Rose in NY PS....you never Got Inspiration from God??? How sad. How about from Eric Clapton, then??????? My prayers are with you............try running on a little faith whydontcha. I prefer my music and my prose ------------------ Oh, and for those who suffered to the end, dig THIS: http://www.geetarz.org/tunez/2004-07-12-got-to-wow.m4a